in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner
guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...
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The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?
refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.
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FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"
Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)
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When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?
Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
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1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.
2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.
Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.
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when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.
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