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When you are masturbating to a female animated character on TV and you get some cum on your TV.
Wendy that hot dummer from Josie and the Pussycats cartoon is so hot. I was tugging away watching the show and we almost made an animation baby when I got some cum got on the TV screen.
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A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.
Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?
Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!
Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
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when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.
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A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.
You Anit nuttin butta felch baby...
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The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
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A human turd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere BUT a toilet.
The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
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A boner that is of non-sufficient size to most women. It cannot be bigger than 2" hard, hence why it is called a 'Baby B' which is short for a Baby Boner. Sometimes called a stealth or ninja boner as well since most girls cannot feel it...
When your pants hit the floor, the woman starts pointing and laughing at your Baby B. She will then tell you she has absolutely no intentions of sleeping with you and that she's actually having a family emergency and has to leave. Women will ask if it's in yet and you have already finished unleashing your shortage of dead babies onto her toes.
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