Who do you talk to

That nigga you talk to babymomma

Her:Who do you talk to?

Me:That Nigga you talk to babymomma

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Girls who eat seeds

often weird girls who trynna act vegan but cannot stop eat Mc Donald's burger

Girls who eat seeds being define like that
Boy: you eat seeds you are completly being vegan
Girls: no stfu

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who do you feel like

“who do you feel like” is a slang term expressed by certain individuals when referring to someone who exhibits arrogant or braggadocious behaviour. (“who do you feel like” can also be expressed with more specific terms like “who does this guy feel like” or “who does this girl feel like”).

Person 1: I’m telling you bro, back in my heyday before I had that knee injury I could’ve easily taken Usain Bolt in a race!
Person 2: Nahhhh who do you feel like bro

Who lit the fuse on your tampon

A reaction to observing femenine rage

Wow honey, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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I like you for who you are

1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.

2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.

1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.

2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.

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He who must not be named

Maryland politician, Kirby Delauter

Only "he who must not be named" would be stupid enough to think he can sue abreporter for using his name in a news story!

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I like you for who you are

Something usually between a dating couple or close friends, said to explain that they appreciate, like/love one for their true personality, not possessions or fake personality

Tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time he told me earnestly, "I like you for who you are."

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