streak of piss

Unworthy person with zero credibility.

You lanky streak of piss

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piss boner

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.

I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.

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Piss Poor

{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.

The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.

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piss flaps

A woman's labia.

Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.

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Piss Angle

Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.

Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.

Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle

I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!

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Piss Rapist

A person who intentionally urinates in another's mouth during oral sex, without the permission or consent of the receiving party.

"Tell all your friends that Andy is a piss rapist! Last night, when I went down on him, he peed in my mouth! That pervert!"

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As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

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