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A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.
I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
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To be bad, or relatively awful at something.
The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.
Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.
Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.
Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.
Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.
Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle
I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!
A person who intentionally urinates in another's mouth during oral sex, without the permission or consent of the receiving party.
"Tell all your friends that Andy is a piss rapist! Last night, when I went down on him, he peed in my mouth! That pervert!"
Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt
Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.