play attention

when a sports athlete does not pay attention during a crucial play.

tom hiked the ball to the kicker scott who was looking at the cheerleaders not the ball. and lost the football game by 2 points.
Tom:nice job douche you just cost us are 1st preseason game
Scott: suck applesauce man i did my best
Tom: you need to play attention you dumb ass

Playing Bodies

When two people of the same gender “fight” when they really are just looking for an excuse to touch each other without it being homosexual.

Guy 1: Yo Brian and Jim were caught playing bodies, and I think they both liked it a little too much!
Guy 2: Woah! I always thought they were a little tootie-fruitie!

Milk Play

When someone is horny and shoves a container of milk up their ass and then does a handstand just to feel the milk run down their body systems and out their mouth in a flurry of white.

(1) "KAREN DID MILK PLAY LAST NIGHT" Snitched the little sister "WHY DIDNT SHE LET ME JOIN IN?" Said the mom. This made the little sister scared and confused.

Foreclosure play

The act of a mortgage lender sending out redundant notices of intent to foreclose, prior to actually foreclosing. Similar to foreplay prior to sex.

DeShaunte's bank keep sending him "foreclosure play" notices that they gonna foreclose on his crib...

Triple Play

A triple play is where you get cockblocked, and get so mad that you go cockblock three more people.

Dude, Nice Triple Play. Josh, Steve, and Harry were all just about to get laid, too.

playing with barry

A term used in Shakespeare plays. Generally means automatic suicide.

Hamlet: I am going to play with Barry

Force Play

Like foreplay but for the BDSM community

Oh man that force play with the whip was so hot.