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poop strike

When your pet refuses to poo no matter how long the walkies.

On that morning, Toby was on poop strike. He resisted to take a dump in that hour long walkie.

by LoloTP April 11, 2017


fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

by RodEuripides June 8, 2014


Drewby Poop

A drewby poop is a kid with a really big fucking head and nasty grotesque rotten ass teeth that haven't been brushed in a long ass time, a drewby poop thinks he knows everything but he's actually really fucking stupid, a drewby poop normally eats his own shit and plays with it for entertainment, he's also known to shit in his pants instead of a toilet, another thing to know about a drewby poop is that if you don't give them what they want they will threaten to kill you, drewby poop will most likely become the next hitler

damn klutzy you're such a drewby poop

by connoryoung May 14, 2020


Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream March 6, 2018


Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016


Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020


Poop Spit

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

by Daisy Mae 2005 January 29, 2011

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