An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”
a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"
The better version of the fart.
Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*
queef ass fuck bitch
In basic terms.... a vagina fart
A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted