red neck

The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.

dirka dirka red neck dirka dirka Jeff Gordon

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Red Sock

Following anal sex the cock is removed only to discover the intestinal lining remaining on the shaft of the penis. This anal lining is referred to as the red sock. There are depictions of ritualistic red sock parties on fragments of Hellenistic Greek vases, and it was also popular among pagan cultures in the 8th Century AD. Outlawed in 1324 by Baron von Shisenpipe it has subsequently gone underground, often enjoyed in backstreet massage parlours.

Can I fry your red sock please Donna?

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Red Dot

The REAL Indian. The other kind is a Native American, see Woo Woo. Derives from the dot (a bindi) that adorns a married Indian's head. Is not to be confused with a Towel Head.

1) Foxxy: There are a hundred dead Indians are buried by our house come to haunt us.
Clara: By Indian you mean Woo Woo or Red Dot?

2) Anish: Boobily Boop, I am Anoop Poopidy Doop!
Megan: Wow, you really are a Red Dot...

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Red Frosty

When you take someone’s cum and ‘use it to cover the head of a penis like frosting or icing.

Yoooo Summer gave me a red frosty last night, she’s such a thot. Lmao

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Red X

The scariest ninja-est clan ever!

Red X: It doesn't just mark the spot...

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Red Bull

Blood of gods..Tastes like Oblivion(in a good way...not like what Doc said in an Red vs Blue episode,Liquid Shwartz

"They will all taste oblivion..which tastes just like Red Bull"

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Marlboro Reds

the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz

byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.

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