crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board

Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...

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sausage rumba

To engage in a prolonged sexual intercouse session, possibly with a larger lady who revels in carnal delights. May lead to broken bones and further injury from flying meat flaps and withdrawal from society to favour the sausage.
Alternatives include salami foxtrot and chippolata tango

"claire spent all week doing the sausage rumba"

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sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

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german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.

Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage

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smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings

My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.

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Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

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busted sausage

some one who is remarkably ugly

he has a face on him like a busted sausage..

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