Sexually Dry

When someone (usually someone awkward in most situations) refuses to engage in any kind of sexual activity. Ex: grinding, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs... ect.

Guy 1) "Aye, have you heard that Mason's girlfriend is sexually dry?"

Guy 2) "Sucks to be him."

Emo-sexual

A person who is attracted to anything that would get them attention.

Did you hear about that emo-sexual girl? She fucked a toaster.

soma sexual

Only being attracted to intake.soma on tik tok or intake_soma on Instagram.

P1: "hey have you ever seen Soma?!"
P2: " the muscle relaxer?"
P1: " no the cosplayer... @intake.soma ??"
P2: " oh, nope, I've never heard of him..."

P1: " HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT!!"
P2: " cool..."
P1: " yeah, I'm a Soma Sexual🛐🛐"
P2: " ... Ok then..."

cinco-sexual

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature

Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

malakai sexual

only attracted to malakai

i am malakai sexual

Harry-sexual

Harry-sexual means, that someone doesn't want to label themselves. Harry Edward Styles is known for not labeling himself in any sexuality. He is a big influence for many young people who have a lot of pressure from the society on their neck. It's something to be proud of.

A: Hey, do you define yourself as a part of the LGBTQ+ community?
B: Yes, what about you?
A: Yes, I am a lesbian what about you?
B: I am Harry-sexual!
A: Oh, that's awesome!

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”