when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.
Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!
Tim: That's cold dude.
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When a woman proceeds to urinate on another person with her tampon lodged inside of her.
Veronica had her period and gave Ron a Chinese Shower
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A shower daddy is a jail preference. Usually when a guy that is new and gets Bitchafided by a bigger guy that is there. The bigger guy is considered the shower daddy.
Requise is his shower daddy.
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Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.
After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.
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clacks that live in your shower
"wow! look at those shower clacks in your shower!"
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A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.
"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"
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When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers
kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"
kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."
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