To Go Kill Some Hitlers

Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".

Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.

Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.

Me: Ok.

Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"

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drop some science

To flirt with an atractive girl

Man 1 - "Hiiiioooo look at that chick over there."

Man 2 - "Dude go drop some science on her."

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cop some troat

To give head, dome, or other definition of oral sex. Translated into plain english as "give some throat."

Hey Dog, I hear she cops some good troat.
Hey bitch, cop some troat, or I want you to cop some troat.
Cop some troat bitch!
Cop some troat!

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get rid of some beer

taking a leak, during or after a long night of drinking.

Excuse me, I need to get rid of some beer. That tree behind the keg looks like a good spot.

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you need some milk

Just something to say randomly...

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!

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give me some booty

Sex; not necessarily the butt. Just plain sex.

Me and the wife looking at boring chick flick on Netflix. I'm acting like I am enjoying the movie. Then whisper in her ear "hey baby are you going to give me some booty tonight". She looks at me and say Hell Nawl!

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Up to some thor shit

A phrase used to describe ones sexual escapades, utilizing ones penis as the hammer of the gods.

I was up to some thor shit last night if you know what I mean, swinging my hammer and stuff...wink

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