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Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

by hickoryB October 21, 2013


batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

124๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a game that you love more than your extended family.

John: Mike...our--our Aunt Jane just...died.

Mike: I don't care, Team Fortress 2 isn't working. I'm worried.

by stefangamecube December 8, 2008

1000๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


team handsome

Oh Sigh! I wish I could be like team Handsome, I desire their beautiful looks and extremely sexy bodies. Oh! how i wish to be like those two very sexy males. I would do anything to be like them. They are so sexy, they make me horny.

"I wish I could be like Team handsome!"

" Oh how I wish!"

by Anon July 31, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Team Tyler's Van

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.

Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 15, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crash Team Racing

Also known as CTR, it is only the greatest video game ever created. There really isn't anything else you can say. If you didn't experience this game as a child, you should probably just end your life right here and now. You have no reason to exist anymore.

Dude did you see Kevin playing Crash Team Racing? He's incredible!
Yeah dude, he's a CTR god.

by drbkelso October 30, 2013


b team

the b team is the girls you think of when you beat off

Dude she is so hot she totally made the b team

by raven52 July 19, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž