Great Wall of China

So fucking huge and long that you can't see around him/her.

"Get 5 miles out of the way Great Wall of China so I can see that guy."

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The second great meme purge

A series of account deletions on Instagram caused by Mark Zuckerberg. Zuck's main target is meme pages.

John: Something wrong...i shake my head...@__extendo__ gone...a nigga dead.

Austin: MAJOR W
John: This is not a W. You are a victim of The Second Great Meme Purge.

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Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

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great white blowjob

A half-baked idea which ends in catastrophic failure.

"Dave let a hobo borrow £50; he got a great white blowjob"

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the not as great but still pretty alright war

a long and convoluted way of saying World War 2

hey i'm researching about the not as great but still pretty alright war

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

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