dump truck

When you come out of the bathroom after a huge greasy shit and then titty fuck a women thereby leaving a trail of slimy shit on her stomach. This is an excellent way to end a relationship.

I shit then gave Tracy a good dump truck.

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Power Dump

Contrary to popular belief, a power dump is a term used when one is so busy that time cannot be wasted!
Commonly used whilst raiding in World of Warcraft, and you want to remain top of the damage meter.... I suppose it can also apply to work, watching sports... whatever.
To save valuable seconds, you go in, and instead of relaxing and letting nature do the work, you push til you're red in the face and force that shit out and 100mph!! Followed by a speed wipe, then back to doing whatever it was you're doing.

Krasek: Gotta take a dump!

Kuro: Hurry dude, we're about to start on the last boss!

(30 seconds later)

Krasek: Back

Kuro: That was fucking quick!!

Krasek: Yeah I know, power dump FTW!! May have given myself a hernia though.

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brain dump

Moments of sheer brilliance that occur while taking a deuce on the toilet.

e.g. I had a monumental brain dump after that bran muffin that might just win me the Nobel Peace Prize.

Just remember, your shit stinks, my shit thinks.

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dump day

The Friday of a week that has been or felt particularly long.

Thank heavens it's dump day.

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dump bee

An attention seeking women who strings along nice guys with no intention of a relationship or possibility of hooking up with them. These women usually dress provocatively and tend to hover around trashy guys.

ricky: `i started ignoring my ex and now she is more clingy then ever`
julian: `just ignore her shes acting like dump bee`

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cum dump

When you take a shit after anal sex, resulting in a combination of fecal matter and semen.

"After last nights orgy shower, I woke up and took what turned out to be a huge cum dump"

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bottom dump

A tractor trailer, or set of trailers that hauls sand or gravel and dumps via neumatic gates underneath. Bottom dumps are usualy driven by the dumbest truck drivers a company can find (i.e. niggers, ragheads, tooth-less okies and mexicans.)

That bottom dump just threw a rock on my wind shield.

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