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David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 24, 2019


David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.

David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.

by David Carben November 23, 2020


david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.

Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods

by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020


David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023


david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.

'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'

by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013


david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018


David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021