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International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"
"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
Someone who is wrong but will not admit it
The Roll Hog couldn't recite the alphabet backwards but insisted he did.
When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.
Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”