villanova university

School where people spend tons of money to go to try and look smart, but everyone knows you could've gotten just as good of an education at LaSalle, Drexel, or St. Joes or hundreds of other schools for much less.

Damn, I shouldn't have wasted all my money on that average Villanova education...

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Steven Universe

Is the character in an animated tv show about gems who teach Steven how to save the world like them. You could argue that the show is meant for kids, but I wholeheartedly believe that this show is the best cinematic masterpiece of all time. It’s amazing and funny and the animation style is amazing and the music at the end of each episode is so catchy and there’s emotion and real believable characters.

Wow I can’t wait to watch the new Steven Universe episode on Hulu tonight!

I’m so jealous of you because Steven Universe is awesome.

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Pump University

A university for all Harvard or all university drop-outs. The main reason people go here is because of the one and only professor himself, Lil Pump.

-I wanna be a Pump University student on day!
-Tough luck!

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university of recto

Among Filipinos, to imply someone is an 'alumnus' or 'graduate' of University of Recto (alternatively, Recto University) is to say their educational attainment is phony, fabricated, or comes from a diploma mill.

This term comes from the notorious reputation of C. M. Recto Avenue in Manila as a haven for document, ID, passport and diploma forgery, manipulation and duplication. All with frighteningly accurate workmanship.

Don't hire that guy, man. I read his CV and transcript of records, he's a graduate from University of Recto.

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Universal Accpetor

One who accepts their disgraceful actions.

Pete is the Universal Acceptor.

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University of Hartford

A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.

University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"

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Oh Universe!

Oh God! for some

Oh Universe! for others

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh Universe! Oh God!

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