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1. One who possesses no skills.
2. A person that screws up everything they touch.
3. Somebody with no talent.
4. Can be used to describe somebody you really don't like.
1. "Paris Hilton is such a hammer hawk when it comes to sex."
2. "What a friggin hammer hawk move."
3. "Who the hell plays like that? What a hammer hawk! get off the field!"
4. "That kid is such a hammer hawk."
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Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
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when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
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This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.
1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?
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A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
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A viral video in which a man is killed with a hammer in yellow plastic bag , has his eyes poked out and stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver.
Guy 1: Did you watch that 3 guys 1 hammer video?
Guy 2: ya man it was brutal.
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