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When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet
Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?
a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert
Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert
Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.
It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.
"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."