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When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.
John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.
A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.
Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
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a Deadly Master of the Turbo Jam Workouts; Someone that can turn a Peaceful Workout Video into a Session of IPV (Intimate Partner Violence); a Gnarly title used to refer to or address Amanda the Boo Beating Body Builder;
a pattern of physically, and/or emotionally abusive behaviors used by one individual to assert power or maintain control over another, in the context of an intimate or family relationship.
Turbo Jam-anda says "It aint Easy being a Body Builder"
Guns Don't Kill People, Turbo Jam-anda Kills People!
Turbo Jam-anda invented Pain!
When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.
A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating
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A honey. A sexy woman you would gladly trade your fine pot of jam, in return for sex.
Contractions include just saying the word jam when describing a hot person to another person with out said hot person becoming wise.
I'd fuck her for a pot of jam.
Damn! she's jam!
JAM!
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Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...
The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,
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Putting a PBC pipe in a girls ass and sliding Micro Machines one by one into the end of the pipe and having them roll into her ass.
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Add a lizard, Godzilla, at the end to wreak the traffic jam
Did you hear about that broad that got a pipe in her ass? The guy put micro machines in the end of the pipe and gave her a Tokyo Traffic Jam
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