Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.

Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

river runner

1. slaves escaping through the mississippi river 2. a racial slur for a black person

did i just see 2 dirty river runners

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

River Nigger

A poor slang term for an Indian person or one from India the country; got them going down the way of life and they're there or; cleaned them off.

That river nigger at the gas station had a polo on today for his one store and cleaned from the streets side eye life.

pike river

A mining tragedy that happened on November 19 2010, on the West Coast of New Zealand. 29 men lost their lives.

Person 1: Did you hear about the Pike River disaster?

Person 2: It's so sad...