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The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.
I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.
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Banging a guy in the ass, and then having your girlfriend felate you until completion.
I banged this guy in the ass, and gave Shelly a Greek Salad. She loved it.
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A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.
"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."
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when your girl is downtown and around the corner, licking your brown eye, a piece of undigested corn simultaneously slides out of your bum and into her mouth
when I've had too much corn for dinner and she wants some for dessert
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Something that is better or more than the bomb.
That movie was the bomb salad.
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when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting
I was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then I saw one in the urinal and got a Manwich instead.
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One who does the salad toss. One who takes it uo the ass. See homo, fag, gay, faggot.
The high school jock team is just a bunch of salad tossers.
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