bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

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Uncle Tom

The friendly uncle who molested you when you were a child who might make you a treky.

Ashton had an uncle tom now that is why he is a homoTrektual

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Uncle Joe

The one uncle that gives away money and has a wierd obsesion with airplanes.

Hurry children, hide in your rooms! Uncle joe is at the door!

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and bobs your uncle

Well, its used to say "And there you go. That simple"

I have no idea where it come from.

Click that there, and bobs your uncle!

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Uncle joe

Uncle Joe is a sick person he will smash anyone and anything that move. He will eat you newborns and suck all the juices out of your sister he will literally stick his wood log up your ass and then smash your inside out then blow you the other way out he will take the kids to be shot out back and will bone your step mom till she has enough kids to fill a school bus then he'll drive it into the Pacific ocean

Ohhh uncle Joe why is it sooooo big

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Uncle Steve

A person of Hispanic descent that betrays his own race. Similar to the phrase Uncle Tom in the African American community.

Steve Cortes is an Uncle Steve for betraying his family at the Trump rally last night.

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Hairy Uncle

A type of prank where one man drops his pants and underwear in order to fart with his bare ass right in another man's face.

The worst April Fool's Day ever was when my brother gave me a Hairy Uncle.

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