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The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
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An teenage Caucasian male who is addicted to all sorts of drugs including but not limited to mary J, K3, tramadol, tab, acid, and molly.
Also enjoys sucking his fathers penis and letting him finish all over his face and chest.
Attends summer school every year because he has no brains whatsoever.
Also has no friends and likes to creep on little boys and girls.
Hey your acting like Thomas Enoch. hahahahaha
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When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
A good lookin, dark haired, tall, beautiful man who makes everybody who sees him feel good.
Girl: Oooh is that Daniel Caleb Thomas? He’s fine
Girl 2: Yeaaaaah he is
An uninvited person who can't take a hint they're not welcome with the group.
Hey did he just jump in the car uninvited? Man, he's such a tag-a-long Thomas.