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To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
Usually referring to album browsing on Facebook or the likes, when you don't have the time or the inclination to look at every photo in the album - instead you graze through the thumbnails and pick the ones you want to see closer.
Oh yeah I was thumb grazing through Johnny's Christmas album on Facebook and found three photo's with me in it.
The energy wasted on useless texting
I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina
In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.
She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.
The fifth person on one's list of sexual partners.
1: Hey dude what happened to you last night?
2: Oh dude, I got one for the thumb.
1: Awesome, bro!