v-cheese

(noun) cheese manufactured in the vaginal region. DO NOT EAT!!!

I woke up this morning all hung over to find my skeezer roommate her left v-cheese panties on the bathroom floor.

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Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.

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cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

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Cream Cheese

A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets.

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Cheese Box

a thug's understanding of a school bus

That cheese box is transporting the cranks, the stoics, the ragtag dreamers of tomorrow!

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Tip-Cheese

-The filth on the edge of a penis coming from intercourse with a dirty girl you met at the bar.
-The fungus that builds up on the penis as a result of using cheap bar bathroom vending machine lube.

"I nailed this girl last night now I have brutal tip-cheese"

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cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

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