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A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.
Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.
Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
A phat cake wich has a larg shit (usually whipped) curled onto the cake.
Would you like a whippy cake for your birthday.
A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.
The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.
Teacher: " Timmy why where u in the bathroom for 20 minutes"
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
A jovial game of social networking tag that involves posting pictures, videos or other media regarding cakes and related baked goods on another's profile. Once you have been cake tagged, you are obligated to return the serve and post cake-related material on the original poster's wall.
"Oh yay! 368 notifications! OH NOOOO! I've been cake tagged!'