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Urban Ass - one of the best known Russian grunge band from Moscow. Named by Morozov Sergei - Urban Ass was found in 2004. Making a lot of concerts Urban Ass working in a studio, recording a new songs for the future album wich will be called "Grand G". You can listen Urban Ass's songs at www.myspace.com/urbanass
Now Urban Ass are:
Drums - Morozov Sergei.
Lead vocal and guitar- Ermakov Ura.
Bass guitar - Kirill Pustovoit.
Urban Ass - kicks Ass!
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Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).
Ive been woken by the urban cockrel. (I've been woken by someone emitting a large fart).
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Use to be a good website until the biggest douchebags in the history of the internet became editors there. Meanwhile some twerp still manages to have the most simplist word become something lewd, obscene, and dirty, yet still be published by these dimwitted asshole editors!
The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!
The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
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Example of urban dictionary crime:
Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)
Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.
Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
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a popular myth/culture/pastime/extreme sport (if done at high altitude), pioneered by myself and one d. loxham. the game consists of two players entering the name of a popular urban personality eg dr. pimp into google image search, thanks to the random and frankly spastic like hand gestures of said urban personalities, it is more than likely that one of the resulting images will contain a gesture resemling one of those in the 'popular' game rock, paper, scissors. the results are then shown and the loser is pronounced 'wack' or something.
dr. pimp fan 1: 'yo, homes, lets go play some urban RPS!'
dr. pimp fan 2: 'hell yeah, mofo, fo' shit'
dr. pimp fan 1's mum: 'ther'll be no urban rps-ing for you Montimor, its time you ought to be at chess club!'
dr. pimp fan 1: 'sorry mother!'
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A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone.
"Who's that taking photos of the Sears Tower and grunting and pounding his chest? He's going to drop his dSLR."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."
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The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.
Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.
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