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Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.
I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.
Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.
Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.
Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
Making over-inflated claims about use of AI (Artificial Intelligence).
Some companies claim to use AI when they're actually using less-sophisticated computing. They are AI washing.
People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)
Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed