The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.
Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.
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A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.
The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.
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The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.
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a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.
Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!
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Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.
Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!
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When a woman gets fucked by a black cock
or double hood wooded meaning a black guy DP
Lindsay: "I Cant believe my luck!!"
John: "What?"
Lindsay:"I got fucked by some hood wood last night!!!
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A beautiful actress of the 1950s and 1960s.
"I love Natalie Wood"
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