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Definition: A girl who appears slim when wearingng clothes- clothes that aren't revealing of her figure- and when you get trapped in a relationship with her, and one that is too late/ too rude to break up: reveals her body. A body that is obese and usually looks 3-6 months pregnant- but isn't. Also has saggy tits. And this can be common in teenagers as teenage boys first start exploring the other sex.
NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).
-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms
Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.
LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!
"Man... I hate to tell you things but I can't help it."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."
13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day
Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10
Bill "Man she's a 10"
Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"
The girl in a friendship group of only guys who gets passed around like a roulette
“Have u seen Emma she’s such a spinny chair girl”
a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.
Dear Jessica,
You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on
A respectful female who does not entertain a taken man’s pickup lines nor gives him her phone number.
Look at my man hitting on that girl!
Haha she turned her back on him! That’s right honey you be that girl!
A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.
hi, I am am the toast girl and here’s your toast