I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I poop

The two most deadly words in the english lexicon

*hey I poop* *dies*

I miss jimin

this phrase means u that THE dance and vocal legend didn't showed any signs of life for days or even longer and we all miss him because he's the source why we even get out of bed and do our work.

local1: why arent u getting out of bed?
Army2: because I miss jimin

I remembert

When you not “I forgor 💀”

Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

I remembert

When you remembert 😊

I remembert when he touched me

R I P

It’s supposed to mean: Rest In Peace, but most people just say it when you have a double period of English so you know you won’t die all sad.

Person 1: I have a double period of English!
Person 2: R I P
Person 1: Fuck my life

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3