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This is probably on some random narcissist that wrote a definition for themselves. Way to go, fuckers.
I am such a beautiful girl with sparkling and dazzling green eyes
2Broke Girls (2011) is an American sitcom by Whitney Cummings, Michael Patrick King and Liz Feldman.
Max and Caroline are 2 girls in their twenties. They are waitresses in Brooklyn, they always dreamt of starting a cupcake business, but always find themselves without money. They always find themselves in funny situations and coincidences while working. Max is starred by Kat Dennings, Caroline is starred by Beth Behrs.
Not what you think.
Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.
These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.
Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?
Girl afternoon brunch my G.
Ah man, say no more.
Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.
Naps Girls talking:
Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!
Girl2: Dat naps man over so?
Girl1: Yeah!
Girl2: Well go talk to him nah
Girl1: No.
Girl2: Why?
Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!
Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.
Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.
DCap girl = A girl aged 18-25.
DCap is an abbreviation of Leonardo DiCaprios last name who is infamous for only dating girls aged 18-25.
Me: Let’s go out clubbing and hit on DCap girls!
Friend: Yeah!
Bun bun girls are amazing hackers who hacked people on Roblox. They are pink and have fry hair. They are little shit buckets.
Luke: bun bun girls are my life’s
Aizen: WHAT UWU IM SCARED HOLD ME IRELAND!!!
Ireland: no your to amog us. Go shag luke.