defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

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september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

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September 1

The one day on Labor Day and in
Summer and having fun all day

Long have a good day

Today is September 1 and I am finna

Have fun

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September 1

The best Bailey was born on this day

She is a Bailey born on September 1 I can see why

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player 1

when ur bitch of an older sibling takes player one and ur left w the GOD AWFUL player two wii remote and ur sibling gets to be mario and ur stuck w toad

oh my god i can’t believe that sneaky hoe is player 1 again.

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Tommy 1

A Tommy 1 is slang for a 1 litre bottle of Swed.

I ain't got much money on us so just get a Tommy 1 tonight!

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April 1

Lmao you were born as a joke!

James: Hey I heard he was born on April 1
Paulo: Haha he was born as a joke!

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