arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

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Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

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banana split

When you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite sex, while wearing a banana suit.

Bro, I totally banana split Kayla last night. It was fucking awrsome

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Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

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banana nose

Banana nose is an adjective used to describe someone with an exceedingly large nose, roughly in the shape of a banana.

"That jewish guy is such a banana nose!"

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Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

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Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

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