freshman fishing

the act of attaching a caribeaner clip on a rope to a freshmans back pack while they are wearing it without them knowing as the freshman walks away yank the rope to make them fall.

"hey man did you go freshman fishing monday?" "yea man i pulled on of those little fuckers to the ground"

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Red fish

red chewy candy that the coolest people alive can only eat, but hold on tight because they jump out of your hands often ; even when you dont know it !

example:
name olivia can eat red fish

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Fish Sticks

a term used in a joke that singles out kanye west, he just couldn't understand it.

man1-hey, do you like fish sticks?
man2- yah.
man1-so you like putting tehm in your mouth?
man2- um yah.
man1-so your a gay fish?

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fish-hook

during doggie fashon fucking, the act of pulling a woman's head back by grabing the insides of her cheeks with your index fingers.

Last night while fucking your grandmother, I gave her the old fish-hook and her dentures fell into the dog dish.

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Asian Fishing

An act of trying to look like you are of Asian descent. Most usually East Asian.

This is very offensive towards Asian people because all these years of them (Asians) have been made fun of for the shape of their eyes or the way they look that it has now become a “trend” mostly started by white people because white people usually want to look like any other race but their wh*te selves.

Mara is Asian fishing. She’s trying to look like she has chinky eyes.

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Gay fish

One who President Obama would call "a jack ass". He is typically the biggest dick at the party. He makes loud, terrible noises, and sells these noises for way more money than they are worth. He resents anyone who doesn't believe he is the voice of this generation, of this decade. He speaks terrible English, but thinks he is a genius. He is a douche, and a douche bag.

He is about to get his ass kicked by someone like Jay Z or Taylor Swift.

A gay fish is also someone who hates Carlos Mencia.

Someone who everyone can hate.

Guy: Hey man, look at that gay fish! Isn't he the dumbest genius you've ever seen.

Man: Yea guy. I hate that guy. He must be a gay fish for sure.

Guy: He must like putting fish sticks in his mouth.

Man: Yea

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fish-lip

noun.- To pout one's lips in a fish-like position when smoking a j, cigar or even a cigarrette, thus getting saliva all over the butt.

Hey dont fish-lip the joint, just puff-puff give.

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