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A phrase used when refering to a, hopefully, random joke
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Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.
other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
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When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...
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This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below
I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY
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it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
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A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed
Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle
Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth
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What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
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