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November 1 is the first day of No Nut November!!
Boys try not to fail!
Alejandro: oh shit!, it’s November 1st
Lucas: What’s November 1st?
Alejandro: The first day of No Nut November 😢
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We're all dead.
Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.
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A bet where the two people in the bet say a number from 1 to 10 at the same time. If the 2 numbers said add up to 10, the better has to do the task, if the 2 numbers said are the same number, the betee has to do it. If neither scenario happens, no one does anything.
"1 and 10, you have to speak only in pig latin all day"
" Okay, ready... 7!"
"7!"
"itshay"
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The Singer for the Spectacular band Powerman 5000. Brother of Rob Zombie. Has One of the greatest voices ever to slap the face of the Earth.
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when ur bitch of an older sibling takes player one and ur left w the GOD AWFUL player two wii remote and ur sibling gets to be mario and ur stuck w toad
oh my god i can’t believe that sneaky hoe is player 1 again.
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A Tommy 1 is slang for a 1 litre bottle of Swed.
I ain't got much money on us so just get a Tommy 1 tonight!
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More money than you have.
If you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot.
Homeless Person: Hey you have 1 dollar
Person:No
Homeless Person: Then why the fuck you walking into a bank
Person: ...
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