Cum Jockey

After a very tall man has sex with a male or female horse (the man taking part in the role of the "giver"), he takes his dick out of the horse's asshole/vagina and sprays his cum on top of the horse's back. Before a horse race will begin, the lucky horse jockeys will notice said stain, and hence refer to the stain as a "Cum Jockey". The unlucky ones will place their saddle on top of the Cum Jockey, thereby causing the Jockey to slide around and be imbalanced during the horse race due to the lubrication effect of the sperm.

Jockey 1: Hey Fred, don't sit on Seabiscuit just yet! It may have a Cum Jockey on it.

Jockey 2: This must be the work of... Tall People! >:O

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Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

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Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot

That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out

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Cum and Run

to cum on a girls face after intercourse, and quickly grab your things, run out, and never return again.

Last night I gave Jodie a mean dirty harry, and pulled a cum and run. I couldn't find my underwear though, but it was a feasible sacrifice.

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cum face

A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.

She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.

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cum donut

when a worker at a donut shop, usually Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, cums on the inside of a jelly donut instead of filling it. Sometimes if the employee is either really daring or high, the cum will replace the icing on top of the donut.

Dude, I got fired yesterday for serving one of my cum donuts to a customer.

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Cum Lung

A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.

Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.

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