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When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins
Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.
Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes
Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it
The unwritten motto of all schools. They see that students should get 8-10 hours of sleep but read it as -2 hours of sleep.
Quinn - I've got 14 hours of homework to do in 12 hours.
School - Well, 8-10=-2 hours of sleep is all you need.
Quinn - Shut the fuck up.
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An extremely beat vagina that you could double fist.
Jake: Hey man, how's things going with Monica.
Steve: O, I left that stank ho. She had that 10 FOOT PUSSY. I stuck my plasma tv in there and she still wasn't feelin' it.
Jake: I hear that. I was hittin' that back in 1996.
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1-10 scale is used to define someone's attractiveness.
This is how it is:
1- Hideous. Burns your eyes out. You don't even want to look at them. You would never date them, not even if someone payed you 5 million dollars.
2- Still very ugly. Plastic surgery needed.
You wouldn't date them ever.
3- You'd be able to look at them, maybe be friends. They're unattractive
4-Under average, with tons of make-up they could be ok looking.
5- Your friends wouldn't be impressed at all. Doesn't make a good impression on anyone actually. With lots of makeup your friends could agree they're fine.
6- Average-abover average. Cute. Friends would like them, short term relationship.
7- Above average, good looking definitely. Dateable.
8- Hot. Would impress your friends. Long term relationship possible.
9- Very rare. Very hot and makes your friends extremely jealous of you. Keep them.
10- perfect. Absolutely perfect. Keep them. Super rare.
Guy 1: what do you think that girl is rated on a 1-10 scale?
Guy 2: probably a 6. She's cute.
Guy 1: Nah man, I'd say an 8. She's hoooot.
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10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10
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An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
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The classic 10-90 cut refers to that bold statement that mostly men (some women to) make with their hair.....the Mullet. There are many terms used to describe the glorius mullet however none quite truly capture the efectiveness of the "10-90 cut" explanation.
Normally "Big Business" takes the cake in this category but it's the actual explanation of "He's 10% front and 90% back" that really outshines the rest. The fact that you are actually taking the time to explain what it means says a lot about how ignorant "The Mullet" really is.
"Dig the haircut, you're sporting the 10-90 cut". "Yeah, If you think my haircut makes me ignorant wait until you see my camaro".
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