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A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)
Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!
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A person who strays for the norm, also known as a woodchuck, squirrel, or river person.
Ricky Henderson, who today is the greatest, is odd as a duck.
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Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?
Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!
Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
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"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.
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When "fisting" goes wrong. Usually resulting in the fist becoming stuck in the anus of a partner or one's self.
Troy and I had to go to the E.R. after we fell victim to a rubber duck.
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While in the shower, spreading your butt-cheeks, thus allowing water to flow freely through them, and emitting a fart from deep within. The resulting sound is similar to that of Donald Duck.
Last night I Donald Ducked myself in the shower and nearly gagged to death.
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