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Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
This is a bed-head/ more natural look of hair that is fantastic looking either way. This is more feminine and focused on girls who may not think that its attractive.
Look you've got Halina hair!
Really? I've never thought so...
Are you serious?? Thats insane
Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.
“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”
When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...
Guy: "what's the problem?"
Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.
Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean
"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
a hair accessory for girls used to decorate their hair to give a pretty look in their styles
A girl was wearing a hair flower at school today for the feeling of it.