Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

ape-up

To climb something as if someone is as skillful as an Ape

Are you saying that I have to ape-up this 14 feet wall..??

PO-AP

When someone is tall and short

A person named Amalia or Ansley
PO-AP: Tall and Short

ap playing

The Advanced Placement Playing course.

Fuck bro, the AP Playing test is tomorrow and I still don’t know the formula for time in hide and seek!