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A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
To have relations of a sexual nature.
Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.
Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
Rca is a religious rabbinical yeshiva where the boys there talk to trees and dont get any pussy they try hard to stand out but the only thing standing out is their boners, its a good school after all to become a lawyer or jewish doctor and make your jewish grandmother rebbeca proud. The learning is very top tier and suitable for any jewish boy after their bar mitzvah with drake. the boys give off good radiance in the streets and inspire others with not such radical ideals. Did i forget that rca is highly recognized. They learn talmud an ancient series of jewish texts in which they apply to all academic studies- talmudic law, talmudic health, talmudic plumbing, talmudic shelving. The boys in rca tend to be good looking and many other jewish schools are jelous of that fact.
Shoshana did you hear "davids son is studying talmudic fishing in rabbinical college of america"
"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"
He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america
"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"
The actor/singer/celebrity that could be the little brother or sister of anyone with a little brother or sister, since this person actually was somebody's little brother or sister growing up.
If the singer/actor thought his/her boy/girl next door image was bad, he/she could have always got stuck with the America's little brother/sister image of the other actor/singer/pop star.
An absolute shit hole where some judges fuck around and pick the same 3 acts every time which includes Dancers, Singers, and Some kid with a disability or a sob story who has absolutely no real talent at all.
Person 1: Did you see America's got talent?
Person 2: Why would I want brain aids?
You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this