baby bird

A sexual act in which one individual penetrates another doggy style, either in the vagina or the anus, and, right before one of them reaches orgasm, the penetrator vomits into the mouth of the penatrated, thus filling it's mouth like a baby bird.

I was never more happy than when Jordan baby birded me in New Orleans. I'm just glad his vomit tasted like string cheese and bacon instead of relish and olives.

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dirty bird

Slang term for a restaurant known as "Red Robin"

Where we goin to dinner? I was thinkin the dirty bird tonight

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bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

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bird watching

To get high, or to smoke weed.

Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"

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Bird bath

This is the act of bringing a female into the restroom, (stall preferably, if not that's okay) then bending her over, while fucking her, shoving her head in the toilet making her arms wave and flap around like a bird.

I took Ashley into her bathroom and I gave her a bird bath.

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Janusa Bird

A small featherless bird, it has a curious primary offensive weapon.

The elusive Janusa bird flew down the street.

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early bird

One who ejaculates early during sex.

Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!

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