Random
Source Code
Random
Something disrespectful blondes wish for in Buddhist temples.
"I wish for health, happiness, and hella bitches"
56👍 4👎
1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
105👍 10👎
A group of college girls walking through or around campus. Usually found in groups of 3 or more. There is one girl that is the "leader" and controls the groups direction and speed. Decisions proposed by other girls in the group are either confirmed or denied by the "leader". The other girls in the group are ranked by their proximity to the leader. The group travels either in a straight line or V-shaped formation(much like geese). The group is loud and sometimes obnoxious to show their power status and/or to attract attention from males of the same species. They are neither walking to or from class, for their true mission is still unknown.
The same gaggle of bitches keep walking around campus all day.
40👍 2👎
A person who caters to the community's will. Ask them any favor and they surely will do it. Often waggles hand saying "hilarus" and tries to hide the fact they are gay by making up stories of experience with the opposite sex.
Jake: Get me some water cb
Community Bitch: Thats hilarus Jake! Nice ass! (gets the water)
Jake: spills water on ground and says get me some more
290👍 35👎
The typical name of a coward. Someone who is bitch made is a snitch and a bitch pretty much combined.
When Jayden threatened to fight Dallas, he turned out to be bitch made and contacted Jayden´s mother.
432👍 54👎
A collection of vile disgraceful young ladies who desire a good filling from hot young spunky men.
"Right lads, lets go out on the town to find some hoachin' bitches"
"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"
118👍 12👎
A whore That plays you. Usually is with a bunch of street thugs and will take all of your money if you are slipping.
James: Bruh, I hit this girl up last night n got some.
Wayne: Wit Who?
James: This hoe named Natalia. I gave her 50$ for the whole thing.
Wayne: .....Nigga!! Natalia from Westside?
James: Yea, why you actin like that??
Wayne: Nigga you a dumbfuck!! Everybody know she a setup Bitch! Her Goons bout to come n rob yo ass.
James: Foreal!!??
Wayne: O shit.....Im outta Here!! *Runs for his life*
Gangster: Aye Bruh i hear you met my home girl........
James: Damn.... that nigga ran like a lil bitch. Who you talkin bout cuz u know i Be wit a lot of bitches.
Gangster: The bitch name Natalia.
James: yea I was wit her last night.... What about her?
Gangster: *Puts gun in James face* Give me yo money Bitch nigga!!...Yo ass should have ran but u just a stupid ass nigga.
James: I aint got no money!! *Starts crying*
Gangster: *Starts counting down* 5,4,3
James: I aint got no money!!..... Leave me alone man!!!!
Gangster: 2,1 *Shots fired, James was killed* ...... I thought yo ass said you aint got no money.....SMH.. *Gangster Takes James's Money n runs off*
104👍 10👎