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The cheese from covid-19
Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”
when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
24 Hour COVID
"She was freaking out over a sore throat and went to get one of those COVID tests - the test was negative when she checked a couple of days later though..she was pretty relieved"
"oh well, might have just been a slight case of 24 hour COVID LOL"
When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.
- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?
generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond
Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer