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Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.
Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!
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Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.
Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"
Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."
Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"
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Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.
The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:
There's...
Someone on the wing...
Some...
Thing.
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an ugly or haggard person.
one who has been rode hard and put away wet.
"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"
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A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!
YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!
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A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
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AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.
Donnie: Wanna come work out?
Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.
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