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The most critical, cynical, and insecure person you’ll ever meet. Chase always knows how to find a flaw in something, no matter how minor, and make everyone mad about it. Parades their taste in beverages whenever someone brings it up, and makes sure everyone needs to know that. Makes fun of everybody, but it’s all in good fun most of the time. Most of the time...
Wow #relatable omg lol xd
Wow chase back at it again insulting people’s grammar (it’s not who, it’s whom)
A lonely guy who will never find love and will die a virgin. He is a menace to society and nobody really likes him unless they play sports with him or his mother or just a couple of idiots. He is a nerd and is a try hard in school and in gym class for no reason at all. He is pretty cute tho.
Someone: I will float you and fuck you in the ass
Chase: It actually isn't possible to make a living human being on planet earth float.
Someone: Shut up or i'll shoot you
Chase: If you are gonna shoot me i prefer the double shaxkling 2285, its the most effective and very heavy duty.
Chase is that guy you can hit and he won’t do anything
Chase: hay man
*pow*
Chase: man why’d you do that
chase x the rock johnson (very cool person is moses from the bible)
"i love chase he's my favorite bible character."
Chase
The devil reincarnated
Her: OMG I saw a Chase underneath my bed and saw the end coming